Noel Yuri-Bermúdez
Guest Actor
Beard: Keeps it cropped or clean shaven
Distinguishing Characteristics: he's cartoon character

Noel, or XMAS as he is sometimes known, has at best a tenuous grasp of reality. Growing up watching cartoons has led him to believe that he too can fall from fifty stories or have an anvil dropped on his head with nary a scratch. People looking to cast him have approached with caution. Thus far, he's played a dog, a drug addicted writer, and a robotic CEO of a rubber duckie company. It must be all those cartoons that make him act all funny.