Karl Spurzem
Founding Member
Age: 23
Beard: Can't grow anything
Distinguishing Characteristics: snobish
Favorite Sexual Position: in public and watched by animals

Karl is in way too many of our movies. He lives in scenic New Jersey.
Actually he is working for the Princeton Univeristy Press designing book jackets and covers. He is an excellent designer, so do yourself a favor and head over to his website and have a look for yourself.