Jonathon Irons
First Recruit
Age: 22
Beard: "Never growing a beard again"
Distinguishing Characteristics: long hair, time traveller
Favorite Sexual Position: Doesn't like sex talk (prude)

Jon was the first one to come and help make a movie. He ran sound for Confessions. He also writes, directs, and urges us to continue to make movies. Made it home from Europe with good stories and these sweet little 3D naked lady postcards. He did the picture a day beard grow thing and now he's doing an hour comic project that you can check out over at selfreflexive.com. It's good because it's real.